10 Good reasons not to play or fight with luigi!

This Is What Luigi Does in SSBB...

1. he will rape you.
2. he will steal from you.
3. he will rip off your balls.
4. he will eat you.
5. he will make the rest of your life misarable by doing his final smash every 24 hours.
6. he will cook you and shit on you.
7. he will throw a cow at you that looks like Miltank. (Miltank is from Pokemon)
8. he will fart on your face.
9. he will hump you.
10. he will turn into a hippie and dance every so often.