Here's some "Yo Mama" Jokes with fat for the main thing-which i found!
1. Yo Mama is so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
2. Yo Mama is so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
3. Yo Mama is so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said "who threw that rock?"
4. Yo Mama is so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl!
5. Yo Mama is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
26 comments:
yo mama so fat only letters in the abc that she knows is KFC
Yo mama so fat, she left with high heels and came back with flip-flops.
yo mama's so fat her belly button is as big as shaq
yo mama's so ugly even bob the builder said we can't fix it!!!
yo mamas so ugly that handy manny said you break it you fix it
yor mama so fat that she went on a scale and it sait to be continued
yo mama so fat the only words she knows is kfc,taco bell
yo mamma so fat she cant jump to a
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yo mama so fat she walked out into the street, and a truck pulled up behind her sayin "CAUTION! WIDE LOAD"
yo mama so fat she on both sides of the family
yo mama so poor, when you what was for dinner she put her foot on the table and said: corn!
lol I made this one up. Yo mamas so fat when she sat on the whale it sunk
your mamas so fat she sat on earth the axis broke
yo mamas so stupid,when she was filling out a form it said Sex:M or F she put and sometimes Wednesday
yo mamas so stupid she stuck batteries up her but and sang "I got the power."
yo mamas so fat everyday she goes to the restroom she gets charged for illegal dumping
Yo mama so fat when she walked past the TV, I missed 3 episodes
Yo mama so fat when she walked past my bedroom window, my room was dark for 7 weeks
Yo mama so fat when she dived into the Atlantic Ocean, the sun was put out
Yo mama so ugly when she went for a ugliness contest, the judges and contestants said: No professionals please
yo mama so fat she broke the stair way to heven
yo mama so ugly when she went to the supermarket she was arrested for public indecency
yo mommas so stupid she broke her ass trying to do a cannon ball in the bath tub
yo mama so fat her splash attack does damage
Your mama so fat she shove a battery up her ass and says "I got the power"
Yo mama so perfect her only mistake was you!
Good 1
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