Friday, August 8, 2008

Yo Mama Jokes!


Here's some "Yo Mama" Jokes with fat for the main thing-which i found!

1.
Yo Mama is so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

2. Yo Mama is so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

3. Yo Mama is so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said "who threw that rock?"

4. Yo Mama is so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl!

5. Yo Mama is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

27 comments:

i sheet my pants said...

yo mama so fat only letters in the abc that she knows is KFC

YO YO YO said...

Yo mama so fat, she left with high heels and came back with flip-flops.

poopy_poop said...

yo mama's so fat her belly button is as big as shaq

poopy_poop said...

yo mama's so ugly even bob the builder said we can't fix it!!!

poopy_poop said...

yo mamas so ugly that handy manny said you break it you fix it

Unknown said...

yor mama so fat that she went on a scale and it sait to be continued

meme said...

your mama is so fat that she went on a scale and said to be contuined

selena weldon said...

yo mama so fat the only words she knows is kfc,taco bell

joshua smith said...

yo mamma so fat she cant jump to a
conclusoion

dylan martin said...

yo mama is so fat , the docter said dam women lose some weight

isha noor said...
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aarynf62 said...

yo mama so fat she walked out into the street, and a truck pulled up behind her sayin "CAUTION! WIDE LOAD"

aliss blaney said...

Yo mama's so stupid she tried to drown a fish

alexandria herron said...

yo mama so fat she on both sides of the family

alexandria herron said...

yo mama so poor, when you what was for dinner she put her foot on the table and said: corn!

zevari norman said...

yo mamma so dumb she sold her car for gas money

MacKenzie Pennell said...

lol I made this one up. Yo mamas so fat when she sat on the whale it sunk

MacKenzie Pennell said...

yo mamas so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

MacKenzie Pennell said...

your mamas so fat she sat on earth the axis broke

merry phan said...

yo mamas so stupid,when she was filling out a form it said Sex:M or F she put and sometimes Wednesday

yo mamas so stupid she stuck batteries up her but and sang "I got the power."

yo mamas so fat everyday she goes to the restroom she gets charged for illegal dumping

Enderboy3 said...

Yo mama so fat when she walked past the TV, I missed 3 episodes

Enderboy3 said...

Yo mama so fat when she walked past my bedroom window, my room was dark for 7 weeks

Yo mama so fat when she dived into the Atlantic Ocean, the sun was put out

Yo mama so ugly when she went for a ugliness contest, the judges and contestants said: No professionals please

shane landman said...

yo mama so fat she looks like you

Tmac Mcneil said...

yo mama so fat she broke the stair way to heven

Aimen Mir said...

yo mama is so ugly that hello kitty finally said good
bye

Aimen Mir said...
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sageeywagey said...

yo mama so ugly when she went to the supermarket she was arrested for public indecency