Friday, August 8, 2008

Yo Mama Jokes!


Here's some "Yo Mama" Jokes with fat for the main thing-which i found!

1.
Yo Mama is so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

2. Yo Mama is so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

3. Yo Mama is so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said "who threw that rock?"

4. Yo Mama is so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl!

5. Yo Mama is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

26 comments:

i sheet my pants said...

yo mama so fat only letters in the abc that she knows is KFC

YO YO YO said...

Yo mama so fat, she left with high heels and came back with flip-flops.

poopy_poop said...

yo mama's so fat her belly button is as big as shaq

poopy_poop said...

yo mama's so ugly even bob the builder said we can't fix it!!!

poopy_poop said...

yo mamas so ugly that handy manny said you break it you fix it

meme said...

yor mama so fat that she went on a scale and it sait to be continued

Unknown said...

yo mama so fat the only words she knows is kfc,taco bell

Unknown said...

yo mamma so fat she cant jump to a
conclusoion

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aarynf62 said...

yo mama so fat she walked out into the street, and a truck pulled up behind her sayin "CAUTION! WIDE LOAD"

Unknown said...

yo mama so fat she on both sides of the family

Unknown said...

yo mama so poor, when you what was for dinner she put her foot on the table and said: corn!

Unknown said...

lol I made this one up. Yo mamas so fat when she sat on the whale it sunk

Unknown said...

your mamas so fat she sat on earth the axis broke

Unknown said...

yo mamas so stupid,when she was filling out a form it said Sex:M or F she put and sometimes Wednesday

yo mamas so stupid she stuck batteries up her but and sang "I got the power."

yo mamas so fat everyday she goes to the restroom she gets charged for illegal dumping

Enderboy3 said...

Yo mama so fat when she walked past the TV, I missed 3 episodes

Enderboy3 said...

Yo mama so fat when she walked past my bedroom window, my room was dark for 7 weeks

Yo mama so fat when she dived into the Atlantic Ocean, the sun was put out

Yo mama so ugly when she went for a ugliness contest, the judges and contestants said: No professionals please

Unknown said...

yo mama so fat she broke the stair way to heven

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Anonymous said...

yo mama so ugly when she went to the supermarket she was arrested for public indecency

Dylan Baron said...

yo mommas so stupid she broke her ass trying to do a cannon ball in the bath tub

Unknown said...

yo mama so fat her splash attack does damage

Unknown said...

Your mama so fat she shove a battery up her ass and says "I got the power"

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Unknown said...

Yo mama so perfect her only mistake was you!

Unknown said...

Good 1